How many times does one person talk about the weather in one day? And to how many different people? Does anyone know the answer to that?
I discovered the other day that the only two countries in the world that are double landlocked are Liechtenstein and Uzbekistan. It made me wonder what percentage of residents of those countries have ever seen the sea. I would say that it's quite low - how depressing.
I was on the tube this morning - late for work, after an epicly wonderful 80's night - and saw a flyer for the play that I'm in next week. Freaked the HELL out of me. Let's say there's three tubes per five minutes on the Northern Line Charing Cross branch in the morning rush hour. I have no idea how many carriages there are, but let's say 5. So in a 15 minute window, you have the choice of 45 carriages. So the chances of me sitting in a seat, not only in the right carriage, but also in the right area within said carriage, are astronomical.
I want to know who put it there.
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