People are always neglecting something they can do in trying to do something they can't do.

I've been neglecting this blog for a while now - apologies. To the non-existant people who read this.

Happy Paddy's Day! No, I'm not Irish. But I'm British, which means getting drunk on Paddy's Day. Standard really.

Did you know that Anananany is the inability to stop spelling 'banana'? Isn't that the most useful piece of information that you've ever heard it your life?